JRN-0-BOt.

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Pricing

Here at STOA INC. © we can offer a JRN-0-Bot to suit every business requirement. Available in Silver, Gold and Platinum models, we have a Bot to suit your every need.

Silver

$9.99

/mo
  • Direct Merge Access
  • Up to 3 merges at once
  • Inbuilt Baby-cam
GoldMost popular

$59.99

/mo
  • All the basic benifits
  • Telepresence
  • Up to 20 merges
  • Help center access
  • Priority email support
Platinum

$999.99

/mo
  • Interpretive dance mode
  • Juggles up to 3 objects at once
  • Soul Gazing With Horses

Don't take our word for it

Here are some review from valued STOA customers.

Hunter S. Thermpson

God dammit this is the most Gonzo thing I have ever seen! AND I AM DEAD!

Karen Smith

I love the interperative dance mode, FANTASTIC! It also keeps me informed.

Stuy Theroux

Terribly sad to see this is the way Journalisim is going... Great dancing though!

George Orwelt

Big brother is gonna love this one.

Mark Strong

My JRN-0-Bot. attacked me while I was sleeping...